awesomephilia:

When I write a very witty text post and only 1 person likes it

jakemalik:

*talks to u once* ya were like best friends

(Source: friendswithfangs)

whatsgoingon12:

riddlemehiddleston:

things that say a lot about a person

• their favourite character
• the lyrics they write on their hands
• the colours they wear
• which murder weapon they prefer
• how they make their tea

.wait

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

(Source: vaspim2k13)

death-by-lulz:

pulpfanfiction:

we’re in lockdown and this kid is watching adventure time omfg

camach0:

losing your pencil while doing your homework is god’s sign of telling you not to do it

(Source: camach0)

“And honestly I feel like that’s…uhm…some arrogant bullshit.” - [x]

(Source: loganthackerays)

heartcramp:

Look, if you nicely tell me that swearing makes you uncomfortable and you politely ask me not to, I will stop immediately and speak nicer than a nun.

But if you start acting like you’re on some fucking high horse, or telling me that I’m going to Hell for talking the way that I do and you can’t “be around that kind of language” then you can bet your motherfuckin’ ass that I’ll be fucking cussing like a cunt-fuckin’ sailor you maggot-ridden piece of dick.

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

gooutfighting:

if ur ever feeling embarrassed just remember i simultaneously burped and farted while giving a speech infront of my whole year level 

h0odrich:

It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth